Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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