I like to think it a success when the cops are called
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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