I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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