I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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