I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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