Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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