found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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