she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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