I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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