Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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