How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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