Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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