white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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