her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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