she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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