If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night