We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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