i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
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The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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