You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
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For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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