We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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