absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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