people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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