I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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