a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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