So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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