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it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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