we have officially lost it.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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