His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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