How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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