We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
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You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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