He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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