Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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