Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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