So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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