She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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