help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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