I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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