u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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