Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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