It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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