drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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