Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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