Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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