You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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