You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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