Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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