Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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