god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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