p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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