so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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