I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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