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(847): View more from Illinois

can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...

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(303): View more from Colorado

you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.

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and I must say, you were very persuasive

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.

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(217): View more from Illinois

The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?

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(815): View more from Illinois

omg. MEgabus. stoned.

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Theres these two guys talking.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.

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