Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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